Cooking with Samira (That's Me!)
Galen: I think it is better for the world when you don't have access to technology.
Ha! You lob me and my blog! :]
The most popular questions I get (Other than the "Are you alive?" variety?) are the food questions. Such questions cover a broad range of topics related to all things edible.
Do you eat bushmeat?! Are you suffering from malnutrition?! Can I have your mailing address, so that I can send you protein bars?! Do you have a refrigerator in your house?! Do you walk uphill, both ways, to fetch your water?! Is it true that if I roll a Cheerio down a mountain in Africa, it will start a continent-wide marathon?! Etc.
To quell the anxiety, I have decided to invite you all into my kitchen, a la Rachel Ray.
Today (in only 30 minutes), we will be preparing a (somehwat?) delightful and (questionably?) healthy pasta dish!
1. Make pasta. If I have lost you already, please turn back now. Prepare refreshing lukewarm beverage while you wait.
2. Powdered Milk + Powdered Seasoning = Sauce.
3. Add Meat Product & Spices. Cook.
4. Eat, drink, and be merry :]
In other news, my neighbor had a baby last week. Guess what the baby's name is? Her name is Sandra. I am so not joking with you. I asked them about 5 times. And they kept laughing at me.
Me: Quel est son nom? (What is her name?)
Neighbor: Sandra!
Me: Umm... Non... pas mon nom... son nom!! (Umm... No... not my name... her name!)
Neighbor: Sandra! *laughing*
Me: Son nom! *points frantically at the baby to get my point across*
Neighbor: Sandra!!!! C'est son nom! (That's her name!)
Me: Ce n'est pas vrai! (It is not true!)
Neighbor: Oui, c'est vrai! (Yes, it is true!)
Me: Vraiment? (Really?)
Neighbor: * laughing even harder* Oui, bien sur. (Yes, of course.)
And on that note... Go Download this and Help me with my Project :P Thanks!!! Je t'aime!!
Happy Belated (sorry I have been MIA!) Birthdays to:
Jennifer Eunice- Hello?! Pick up the phone. You're on the request line :p (Got that one from Animal:D)
Lindsay- Those pictures you sent are too cute! Can't wait to see you!
The United States of America- You have never looked so good.
And a special shoutout to Mrs. F! Just because your daughter will be so amused by it! :D Haha! Hope you guys are all doing well :]
posted by Me at 11:43 AM
5 Comments:
I was sorry to read about your fight with the microbial world. When you didn’t post for such a long time I gave up reading your blog since my offspring were actually providing me with some limited entertainment. I figured that perhaps, you ran off into the bush with the owner of the wild chicken you were stalking sometime ago. I’m afraid that I must agree with your sister about the short deadline. After your mother called me I figured that I could arm twist a few business colleagues into contributing some $$. Since I’ve procrastinated on actually reading your prospectus I don’t think I can reach out to them in time. Do you expect to do this fundraising again? Since E is a founding member of the Jewish club at her Catholic college I though she could get them to help you. I’ll be sending you something $$(just because I think you’re special). I love the pics of your kitchen. How about giving a Fufulde word of the week on your blog! Mrs F.
You are disgusting!...yet very resourceful...
When are you coming back bitch?!
Mrs. F- The battles I had with my lovely siblings back at Three Pond prepared me well for that fight. Although, I think I would take Animal over amoebas any day :p Very glad to hear that your children are amusing you! They have been somewhat amusing to me of late, also :D Thanks for all of the love!! Dunno about future fundraising yet. I have been kind of stuck in bed for awhile, so I haven't done too much. I'm feeling better now though, so I am working on things. Shall let you know! Oh, Fufulde...
Other Person- Hahahhaha! Why do i even talk to you?! Ever?! And why do you bother with the anonymous thing, when I already know it's you?? Stewped. BTW- Never have children. Love you!! :]
I looooooove you :)
You forgot to say BAM at the end of your cooking lesson!
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