Promiscuous Girl
Text Message of the Week:
Kelly: Babe, your man is passing with flying colors, surprisingly. Even Casey is d’accord. Imagine that sh*t! He is more of a man than the dried eggs imply. Smoke that.
Haahahhahaha!! Kel, I nearly fell out of bed laughing when I read this. Case, stop playa hatin’. Hate the game.
I am going to share some of my more substantial thoughts today. Inspired by the To-Do List from a previous post, I decided to make my own “To-Do” list:] Since I am playing Devil’s Advocate, please assume the conditions to be ideal. Fortunately (or unfortunately), I am not actually any of the following: a man, a pedophile, a necrophile, jail-bait, a lesbian, a fictional character, a home-wrecker, a stalker, a gold digger, or Nelly Furtado. And now, without further ado and in no particular order: Wham. Bam. Thank You, Ma’am.
1) Ari HeSoFine (That boy was the reason we went to work… and did overtime…)
2) Jonathon Yeminy (That boy was the reason we rode the bus… at absurd hours of the day… unnecessarily… good times, girls :D)
3) Hehehehehe! Sorry, I cannot bring myself to type his name. Some of you already know, so just :::mentally picture his name here::: If you are picturing your own name… Well… I guess it is good that you think so highly of yourself:/
4) That dude on that VCR/DVD infomercial thing who looks like Erik’s brother.
5) Erik’s brother (That’s right:D)
6) Jordan Wall (Still. Actually, I’d need to see a recent picture first.)
7) Lee Pen(cil me in)der (Cuz he’s a rock star!)
8) The guy at the Wawa who makes sandwiches:D (Yah, him. Give him my number. And an international phone card >:])
9) Vince (Not Adrian Grenier. Okay, maybe Adrian Grenier.)
10) Ari Gold (Not Jeremy. Definitely not Jeremy)
11) Jim Caviezel (Uh… Did you see him in The Count of Monte Cristo?? AND he’s Jesus?? Bonus.)
12) Tobey Maguire (Not Spiderman.)
13) Elijah Wood (Not hobbits:/)
14) Ewan MacGregor (And most of his characters.)
15) Josh Groban (Obvious.)
16) Aaron McGruder (My Dad would be so proud.)
17) Neil Gaiman (I would become Jewish for him.)
18) Douglas Adams (I bet he is making God laugh right now.)
19) Alton (and Alton.)
20) Not Trishelle (Cuz she’s trash.)
21) Professor Robinson (No, I am not stealing from your dating pool, Chenkay… He is not over 50… or at least, he does not look it…)
22) Kenneth Branaugh (Go ahead and laugh. You just don’t kno:p)
23) Craig David (He is not even all that anymore… maybe it’s the accent.)
24) LL (Not THAT one! Eww, I am not Nazish. I mean the one who “represents Queens.”)
25) Angelina Jolie (Der.)
26) Saira Mohan (Have you seen her??)
27) Salma Hayek (Ditto.)
28) Reese Witherspoon (How could he?? Did they have a pre-nup??)
29) River Crazyface (Cuz she’s good at everything.)
30) Inara (Cuz she’s a pro. And an ambassador.)
31) Dean Kamen (Bling Bling! Erm... I mean… he’s so smart and charitable!)
32) Curtis (So he wears a little makeup… As if you don’t:p)
33) Logan Huntsberger (I know. So not my type. But he’s not Rory’s either, so :p)
34) Prince William (Obviously.)
35) Colin Farrel (Cuz who hasn’t?)
36) Dr. Burke (And Isaiah, pre-verbal diarrhea.)
37) Dr. George (Obviously not T.R. Knight.)
If anyone on this list (or anyone who resembles anyone on this list) happens to be reading this… let me know if you’re interested. If you want to be added, send me a convincing email with an even more convincing picture attached. :::Goes to check her email:::
Kelly: Babe, your man is passing with flying colors, surprisingly. Even Casey is d’accord. Imagine that sh*t! He is more of a man than the dried eggs imply. Smoke that.
Haahahhahaha!! Kel, I nearly fell out of bed laughing when I read this. Case, stop playa hatin’. Hate the game.
I am going to share some of my more substantial thoughts today. Inspired by the To-Do List from a previous post, I decided to make my own “To-Do” list:] Since I am playing Devil’s Advocate, please assume the conditions to be ideal. Fortunately (or unfortunately), I am not actually any of the following: a man, a pedophile, a necrophile, jail-bait, a lesbian, a fictional character, a home-wrecker, a stalker, a gold digger, or Nelly Furtado. And now, without further ado and in no particular order: Wham. Bam. Thank You, Ma’am.
1) Ari HeSoFine (That boy was the reason we went to work… and did overtime…)
2) Jonathon Yeminy (That boy was the reason we rode the bus… at absurd hours of the day… unnecessarily… good times, girls :D)
3) Hehehehehe! Sorry, I cannot bring myself to type his name. Some of you already know, so just :::mentally picture his name here::: If you are picturing your own name… Well… I guess it is good that you think so highly of yourself:/
4) That dude on that VCR/DVD infomercial thing who looks like Erik’s brother.
5) Erik’s brother (That’s right:D)
6) Jordan Wall (Still. Actually, I’d need to see a recent picture first.)
7) Lee Pen(cil me in)der (Cuz he’s a rock star!)
8) The guy at the Wawa who makes sandwiches:D (Yah, him. Give him my number. And an international phone card >:])
9) Vince (Not Adrian Grenier. Okay, maybe Adrian Grenier.)
10) Ari Gold (Not Jeremy. Definitely not Jeremy)
11) Jim Caviezel (Uh… Did you see him in The Count of Monte Cristo?? AND he’s Jesus?? Bonus.)
12) Tobey Maguire (Not Spiderman.)
13) Elijah Wood (Not hobbits:/)
14) Ewan MacGregor (And most of his characters.)
15) Josh Groban (Obvious.)
16) Aaron McGruder (My Dad would be so proud.)
17) Neil Gaiman (I would become Jewish for him.)
18) Douglas Adams (I bet he is making God laugh right now.)
19) Alton (and Alton.)
20) Not Trishelle (Cuz she’s trash.)
21) Professor Robinson (No, I am not stealing from your dating pool, Chenkay… He is not over 50… or at least, he does not look it…)
22) Kenneth Branaugh (Go ahead and laugh. You just don’t kno:p)
23) Craig David (He is not even all that anymore… maybe it’s the accent.)
24) LL (Not THAT one! Eww, I am not Nazish. I mean the one who “represents Queens.”)
25) Angelina Jolie (Der.)
26) Saira Mohan (Have you seen her??)
27) Salma Hayek (Ditto.)
28) Reese Witherspoon (How could he?? Did they have a pre-nup??)
29) River Crazyface (Cuz she’s good at everything.)
30) Inara (Cuz she’s a pro. And an ambassador.)
31) Dean Kamen (Bling Bling! Erm... I mean… he’s so smart and charitable!)
32) Curtis (So he wears a little makeup… As if you don’t:p)
33) Logan Huntsberger (I know. So not my type. But he’s not Rory’s either, so :p)
34) Prince William (Obviously.)
35) Colin Farrel (Cuz who hasn’t?)
36) Dr. Burke (And Isaiah, pre-verbal diarrhea.)
37) Dr. George (Obviously not T.R. Knight.)
If anyone on this list (or anyone who resembles anyone on this list) happens to be reading this… let me know if you’re interested. If you want to be added, send me a convincing email with an even more convincing picture attached. :::Goes to check her email:::
posted by Me at 4:50 PM
6 Comments:
You're a weirdo =/
And I was expecting a blog entry about the delightful time you're having with mom over there! hehehe giggle. Jokes aside, I want to hear about it.
Anywho, I haven't seen your Wawa man since that one time we went there. Maybe you scared him away and he quit =P Anywho part two, five weeks and four days until I graduate and these days are dragging onnnn and onnnn.Anywho part three, I miss you! :) Hope you're staying safe and I hope all the goodies mom brought with her made you smile. Love you!
hello darling, hehe i think i got over LL a very long time ago, but thanks for the flashback, good times..but yea thats all..so what are your summer plans??i sent u an email, please read it and reply asap...and just BE PREPARED!!
Animal- Please! He probably quit just cuz he doesn't get to see me anymore >:D Just a Lifetime movie from our travels?? We could make a Lifetime mini-series!
Nazish- Hahahahha! LL! Hahahhahaha:D! Man, you were such a loser... :/ I still lob u tho. I practically fell out of my seat when I read your email!! Not that I did not sort of half suspect it... but, yah. Still... Keep your head up, girl. I'll see what I can do :D Cuz you know, Girl Scouts 4 LIFE!
i'm leaving a comment so it proves i do read your boring blogs. you love ari gold??? i LOVE ari gold. i'm gonna be mrs. gold some day. and he's not over 50.
Can the fans get a blog update or something? Step your game up. lobu <3
Hahahhaha! :D
Chenkay- I lobu. And Ari Gold. Can I be your best man? Oops, I mean, maid of honor? I'm glad you're lowering your age requirements... nastyface:/
Animal- Done and done :D Sorry to keep the fans waiting. But you know how i roll. Internationally known on the microphone, and all :D
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