You Know You’ve Been “En Brousse” Too Long When (YKYBEBTLW)…
Me: Tell Amadou I said “What up.”
2. You still look forward to breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
3. You eat Tums every day to fulfill your daily calcium needs.
4. You boil AND filter your water, yet still get sick each time you drink it. Sidenote: Bottled water is not sold in your village.
5. You have tried to use your own saliva to swallow your malaria prophylaxis (not recommended… at all) in a vain effort to avoid the aforementioned gastrointestinal issues.
6. You are no longer alarmed when you are awoken in the middle of the night by the bumping and crashing in your kitchen. But you swear to Allah… if those bats ate the last of your fruit again… you will suddenly be motivated to build a solar powered flame thrower (Is that possible? You enginerds, you. Holler at me). Bats. It’s what’s for dinner.
7. You have nearly burned down your house several times with the help of your kerosene lantern and/or butane stove top.
8. You wake up at 4:30 every day. This is what happens when you go to bed at 9:00 in order to conserve candles, matches, and kerosene.
9. You have a permanent scar on your right ankle thanks to the exhaust pipe of the countless dilapidated motos (motorcycle taxis) which you have no choice but to take.
10. You marvel at the hi-tech wonder that is Sudoku.
11. You burst out in spontaneous psychopathic laughter… several times a day… even when you are the only one in the house…
12. You miss “the hole…” and then you laugh some more, as you realize that the TP is just out of arm’s reach.
13. On one of your beloved, yet intermittent, ventures into “the city,” you go to lunch at La Plaza. You are seated next to an expatriate family and overhear one of the sons call the other a “douche.” You think to yourself, “A shower? What kind of insult is that??” You also have forgotten the English equivalent for intricate words such as “hier.”
14. Speaking of showers, you have not had one in almost 3 weeks… and you are still the best smelling person in your village.
15. Lastly, you find yourself unintentionally re-enacting scenes such as the following: My brother on a particularly thrilling day last summer in
Random Bit: In Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Hermione had to write an essay for one of her classes, explaining why Muggles need electricity. Guess I’m not a Muggle! Told you, Animal! Booyah!! That’s right!! I said it!! My Logic professor would be so proud of my contemporary intellectual ponderings and conclusions.
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That was am intense game...
I miss you!
Sandra..you're not a witch...Even though you had that book, what was it How to Be a Witch or something lol. But you can keep wishing :) I miss you toooooo!
Dear Sandra,
your bogs crack me up..i always look forward to what adventure your getting into next....but over here we miss you. The holidays just passed and it was werid you werent there. When we went to your house for Christmas dinner I kept thinking to myself, ha what would sandra say if she were here....haha you missed your mom tryin to figure out football.
Eagles vs. Cowboys Christmas nite
My mom: Auntie Esther let me explain everything about football
Uncle Fred: Ive been trying to get her to understand for years
::::play made by the cowboys::::
Uncle Fred: I hope they dont convert
Auntie Esther: convert to Islam?
haha that was the funniest thing...then Anima being shady...and having her little boyfriend come over ha! Then he had to shake all our hands like someone died or something lol. Then my mom shoot him like 50 questions...it was quite amusing.
But wish you were here with your scarcasim and funny scary looks.....love you talk to ya soon!
my roomie got kicked outta school and then i had my own room for 3 days until rutgers decided to fill his spot...and apparently rutgers has a sense of humor now because my new roomate is also named frank! cept he's a big black kid...and he's 22...and he has a car...::count it:: :-) wen i told cro how often u can contact the outside world he was very surprised, he said in the 5 years he was in togo he only called home about 5 times :-/ most christmases and then i think his parents anniversary or somethin. anyways, hope u've found some way to profit from those bats (like a fast food restaurant or somethin) c u in 19 months!! miss you :-p
Hahahaha:D! Missssss yyooouuu aaallllllll.
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